Now - my funny story I mentioned in the previous post:
This man and woman start driving real slow toward our house. I'm thinking -- they think I'm having a garage sale and are scoping me out. I start working to make it clear I'm organizing/cleaning. They slow down more. I looked at them -- and try again to give the "move on" signals. Then they STOP .. the man gets out and pulls out his wallet. The woman gets out and comes around to him and takes money. She then WALKS TOWARD ME. I immediately say: "I am not having a garage sale - just cleaning out." She goes -- kind of snippy -- "Oh, I know." Ok - here's the best part: she's like Indian or Pakistani or something and turns and speaks that language to her husband. (I point that out only because I prob could have understood Spanish or French.) Then proceeds to walk down the street. And I'm thinking: Lady, you speak any secret language you want... I KNOW you just told him, "I'm going to walk down the street so I don't look like an idiot and pretend like I was going somewhere else." He is like the dumb husband who just follows orders -- gets in the car and slowly follows her as she walks IN THE STREET, down the street -- not even on the side where's there's a sidewalk. Looking completely out of place. I sort of roll my eyes and get back to work. (I mean geez *I* should be the one embarrassed w/all the crap and mess!) I look down the street, and hubby has stopped. She walks up to the car - then see's I'm looking - and THEN WAVES OFF THE HUSBAND and walks down the street some more. Dude the gig is up! Get in the car! Crazy.